Valentine's Day Massacre

Today is the 77th anniversary of gangland's most famous bloodbath, when Al Capone's men killed seven of Bugsy Moran's men in a shootout in a warehouse in Chicago.

It's also one of the busiest days of the year at my restaurant. I'll be putting on the chef's coat in a few hours and getting ready to cook up a storm.

Speaking of love and guns, the biggest news this past weekend was that the US Vice-President, Dick Cheney, accidentally shot one of his friends, mistaking him for a quail (George W. Bush's VP was a Qayle too, come to think of it).

Anyway, I think that in honor of the incident, I am going to try to remix an Aerosmith song. I can call it, "Cheney's Got A Gun."